Have just realised that I have TWO assignments due in next Friday: the Latin one is eminently doable (not because I've been doing much work now; more because I did the work when I was 13); the History one will be a nightmare, given that I haven't had sight of any of it since the middle of February. Shit.
I HAVE to do this. I cannot let it me one more thing I haven't finished. Plus, I'm paying the best part of £40 a month, so it's only sensible.
There will be considerable self-loathing if this goes pear-shaped. But never fear, it will probably be suppressed in my head and only brought out when I'm drunk and maudlin.