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09 January 2009 @ 04:06 pm
[SPN/Leverage] Two Men Walk Into A Lesbian Bar :: PG :: Gen :: 1/1  
Title: Two Men Walk Into A Lesbian Bar
Author: [info]chaletian
Fandom: SPN/Leverage
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Vague for Leverage 1x06
Summary: Someone tells a joke.
Author’s Note: I am clearly not the only one to have had the idea for this crossover, but tant pis! Thought I’d post anyway… Not sure this works, but experimentation is always interesting.




- So, three men walked into a bar. No, wait. Two men walked into a bar.

- You sure it wasn’t four men? Or five? Maybe just one?

- Shut up. Two men walked into a bar. And they – hey, did I mention it was a lesbian bar?

- Ooh. No.

- Well, it was. Where was I? Right. Two men walked into a lesbian bar. Well, not together. I mean, not together together, but not together at all. One man walked into a lesbian bar. And then another man. So there were two.

- In the lesbian bar.

- Right!

- Yep. And?

- What?

- Two men were coincidentally in a lesbian bar at the same time. I mean, that’s just the set-up for a joke. You’ve still got to do the rest of it.

- Oh. Right. I see. So, these two guys…

- In the lesbian bar.

- Look, this will move a lot faster if you stop interrupting!

- Sorry.

- These two guys are real macho ladies’ men, right? All swagger and sex appeal and that look in their eyes. Also, both a bit crazy.

- This isn’t gonna be some weird snuff thing, is it?

- What? Ew, no!

- Just making sure. So, crazy guys.

- Right. Yes. But in a good, tortured soul kinda way, OK? Not freaky psycho killers or anything. Much. So they start hitting on girls. Who are, obviously, not that interested.

- Obviously.

- And then they sorta catch each other’s scent.

- OK, that could not have sounded more gross.

- I mean, in an alpha-male-fight-to-the-death way, not a let-me-smell-your-butt way. So now they’re sorta circling. And still hitting on girls.

- And the tension’s ratcheting up…

- Oh yeah. It’s real tense now. And the weather’s all sultry, and the music’s hot and the beer’s cold, and there’re just these two guys circling in this lesbian bar.

- Uh…

- And everyone’s just kinda waiting for a spark, like for the Franz Ferdinand of the night, and everyone’s watching, and these two guys are there…

- And? And?

- And then this chick Casey tells ‘em to go on home, and the guy with long hair tells her some schmaltzy line, and she whacks him one, and then Amy, who’s kinda weird, tells the other one – and boy did he have the prettiest eyes! – to go on home, cuz he wouldn’t find what he was lookin’ for there. And then they left.

- …

- You gonna eat that?

- You tell the worst jokes.

- Yeah, come to think of it, it doesn’t live up to the set-up.
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The Katie: Bandom Panic Spencer Smith[info]katie__pillar on January 9th, 2009 04:11 pm (UTC)
I am silent-laughing like some sort of mentalist now. Go you.
Miss Squeenie McPimpalot[info]chaletian on January 9th, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
Do you think it works? I haven't actually pimped it anywhere cuz I'm not sure about it...
Nicole[info]trillianastra on January 9th, 2009 05:49 pm (UTC)
It works.

It really, really works.

*cracks up*
The Katie: Bandom Cobras VickyT[info]katie__pillar on January 9th, 2009 10:07 pm (UTC)
Well I liked it (obviously) - you're not usually backwards about coming forward!

Ooh, layout! Are you in the process of editing or are you sticking with this as the final product?

(OK so you obviously got over that while I was at Brownies! Ignore me...)

Edited at 2009-01-09 10:08 pm (UTC)
Miss Squeenie McPimpalot[info]chaletian on January 9th, 2009 10:36 pm (UTC)
*g* Well, someone else posted and two people's thumbs up was quite enough for me... as you say, not b. at coming f.
Zoe: Dru rofl[info]zoesmith on January 9th, 2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
Hehehehe! Hilarious! :)
Jenn[info]velara on January 9th, 2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
*giggles*
dapatty: Boys and thier bums[info]dapatty on January 9th, 2009 08:26 pm (UTC)
Heh! That was priceless! Thanks for sharing. :D
elebridith: Chris - Eliot Smirk[info]elebridith on January 9th, 2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
*gigglefit*
Thank you, that was hilarious!
medjai_trowa[info]medjai_trowa on January 9th, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
*g*

Loved this.

(I like the absolutely *wounded* expression on Eliot's face as he tells Nate it was a lesbioan bar...)
Nayeli Honizre[info]willow_fae_20 on January 10th, 2009 12:44 am (UTC)
This was Hi-Freakin'-Larious!!!
Luminous Mortal: Eliot_Smoldering[info]luminous_mortal on January 10th, 2009 06:58 am (UTC)
That's some good storytellin' rawt there...

I'da paid good cash money to watch Eliot's expression click from stunned to pissed to stunned again when he's clocked by the chick he'd been trying to get his suave on...

*gigglesnort*
cindy: spn - dean's :D face (by dev_earl)[info]tsuki_no_bara on January 10th, 2009 06:14 pm (UTC)
that totally works. it's a great dialogue and i love the last line and i love the outsider view of dean and eliot hitting on lesbian bar patrons.
hunters_retreat[info]hunters_retreat on January 11th, 2009 11:10 am (UTC)
OMG! This was hysterical! I love it!
Anna[info]helloapollo on January 11th, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
bwahahaha. NEVER STOP
If I believed, this would be it.: by misty_creates[info]ingkir on February 9th, 2009 01:29 pm (UTC)
I kind of love how many people reached the conclusion that if Eliot was in a lesbian bar he probably met Dean Winchester there :)
This is all kinds of awesome, but especially:
Yes. But in a good, tortured soul kinda way, OK? Not freaky psycho killers or anything. Much.

and

I mean, in an alpha-male-fight-to-the-death way, not a let-me-smell-your-butt way.

mangacat201[info]mangacat201 on December 26th, 2009 08:55 pm (UTC)
*SNORT* I think I got it, but MANNNNNNN... lame joke *g*
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